Here I am singing
Yeah, I'm the last one
Check it out, y'all
I'm not a fat one
"Oh. I know.
I hear ya."
That motherfucker quit
Let's have a drink, y'all
Blue is the color
The color of my breath
And now I'm singing
So y'all can taste it
I got some new glasses
Not the ones for drinking
They got leopard print
So just ignore the stinking

Check it
Check it out, y'all
Check
And check it out, y'all
Etc......

Singing
To my fans
Driving
In a van
No, not a tour bus
I can't afford it
I'll leave that to Limp Bizkit
Cuz they're on MTV now

Chorus

I don't know
Why I do this shit
All I know is
That I'm a fucking dick
Greg Shirilla
You're a fucking faggot
Oh yeah
And you forgot to take the trash out today

Chorus