Smoke another cigarette until my mouth is dry
Take some more Mini-Thins until my mouth is dry
Drink more coffee until my mouth is dry
And drink some more Budweiser until my mouth is dry
That don't make no sense
That Bud is wet, baby
Wet like my ass
Whatever that means
Come on and shoot me now in my face, baby
It don't matter what kind of gun it is

I got a drymouth
My mouth is dry
I got a drymouth
DRYMOUTH!!!

I thought I heard last call
last call for alcohol
I gotta get a last one because my mouth is dry
My mouth is dry, but my blatter is soaking
Soaking in what?

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I need some water for my drymouth
My mouth is dry, you see?
I'm feeling dehydration
Because of that inebriation

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