You saw me in the mall the other day
I'm the one you like to call "white trash"
But the joke's on you, you motherfucker
Cuz I know how to party
I got my bitch
Yeah, she likes to have sex with me
We'll do it out in public cuz we're so fucking horny

I'll have sex with her
She'll make sex with me
We love to have sex
Especially when we're drunk

I got a 12 of Busch
But I forgot the condoms
Who cares if you get pregnant
Let's get drunk and fuck

I'm so uneducated
That I might as well be fucking retarded

Hey, you wanna see my girlfriend's tits?
She'll show 'em to you cuz she's drunk on Wild Turkey
The one on the right was once signed by Sammy Hagar
You know Van Halen makes her so fucking horny

I like to have sex
She likes to have sex
We'll have drunken sex
While we listen to Van Halen

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