Looking for some money, can't find a dime
Look a third time with my third eye
Dick Blick, I want you dead man
You stole my cadmiums and my cerulian blue
I want them back, I want my sweat stains
Give me an A, give me an S-S-H-O-L
E, That's "asshole"
You're an asshole.

I feel retarded now
I need to feel cool
I'll get my lip pierce

I lost my shoe today
Ate at Little Caesar's
Pizza! Pizza!

Mashed potatoes
Sausage gravy and biscuits
Let's eat at TeeJay's

Big Mac and french fries
McDonald's value meal
Hey, this is turning into a song about food

Let's recycle, baby and get us some beer
I got a big nose but I can handle it
I got some Kleenex, a Kleenex tissue
Bathroom tissue in a bra makes me look like I have breasts
Just like a woman, an ugly woman
But that won't do a thing for my big nose
Blow me
Blow
Up
Like a pipe bomb
Bee bomb, bee bomb
(a bee bomb is a bomb which when it blows up, releases hundreds of killer bees which then sting everyone to death)

I'm feeling dizzy
Dizzy Guillespie
Play that horn, boy

"That's Wassiloff
Just like Smirnoff
Same tribe, y'know"