Riding through a cockpit of time
There's nothing in my mind
Don't tell me you don't know
Cuz the hole in your head told me so
What happened to our girly mags?
Did Cory take 'em?
I can't believe you Eddie
I can't believe you Eddie

Eddie Vedder, Eddie Vedder
You're a man, a man of mystery
Eddie Vedder, Eddie Vedder
You get me high, so high

Eddie Vedder, Eddie Vedder
He spoke in class today
Eddie Vedder, Eddie Vedder
You know how to make me think Eddie

Machine gun blast in Vietnam
This must be some kind of CD-ROM
Messin', messin', messin' with my head
Serve it up on rye bread
Don't toast it, keep it wet
Which horse should I bet
on
Tell me Eddie
I can't believe you Eddie

Suckin' on a nitrous tank
Fall to the ground and snort some crank
Roll me up a fat ol' joint
Now I can get to the point
"Oh I...I...I'm still alive"
I can't believe you Eddie
I can't believe you Eddie

Eddie Vedder, Eddie Vedder
You're a man, a man of mystery
Eddie Vedder, Eddie Vedder
You get me high, so high