There's a monkey, got a monkey on my mind
"A finger in a hole and too much time"
Go slut gotta find you a sucker
"Shook the hand last night of a man corpse lover"
I'm gonna travel just west of the Andes
"Fill the asshole of my mother with fancy candies"
If you see me don't slap me in the face
"Can't remember a name, but always the taste"

Eating pancakes in the morning and lunch
"Leave maggots out in the sun they crunch"
That man there has a face in his pocket
"Jeremiah fucking says he's building a rocket"

Call me an ambulance, ambulance driver
"There's nothing, nothing to see"
Tape record a monkey with a disease
"Choke a chicken, choke a chicken, tease"

Playing basketball
Playing basketball
Playing basketball
Playing basketball
Playing basketball
Playing basketball
Playing basketball with a gorilla

I'm a high-flying flying burrito
"Shut up and spread your legs is my credo"
Goddam Christians always breaking my chairs
"A lot of people carry something in their cars called flares"

Chorus

Got a cap with a logo of a pot leaf
"Sorry, sorry, sorry"
Gorillas running round round in my head
"The preacher didn't have to put it but he pronounced her dead"
Shit flying smoking ecstacy
"My step-brother never took a pee"
Slit your wrists in a Shoney's Big Boy john
"Listen to the blood drip and remember this song"