Custard cream is a beautiful thing
It's yellow and moist and it tastes real cool
It can be found almost anywhere
In donuts and pies, and on Reese's shirt

Oh how I love the way it oozes all over
If it were red, it could be used in lava lamps

Now it is said that the world will soon crumble
Total destruction and chaos everywhere
If this is so, I wish for just one thing
To be drowned in a flood of custard cream

Repeat Chorus

Custard cream is a beautiful thing
It's yellow and moist and it tastes radical
Mom says that I eat too much custard cream
She says it's because of that damn rock 'n' roll
Well mom is just dead wrong
Because they ate custard cream in the Disco days too