Gonna tell you a story about these kids I knew
Her name was Angela and his was PooPoo
We were sitting around drinking late one night
When a couple of us decided to go catch a bite
When I got back, what did I see?
Angela and PooPoo going at it right in front of me
Then I realized something I would not have guessed
The two of them were still fully dressed
A bumpin' and a grindin' like two dogs in heat
But they hadn't even taken the shoes off their feet
With those jeans still buttoned tight around his rump
Boy that PooPoo could really dry hump

Dry Humpin'.....Well I got the fever
Dry Humpin'.....Huntin' for some beaver
Dry Humpin'.....Do it with your clothes on
Dry Humpin'.....Still I got a hard-on
Dry Humpin'.....Grinding up close
Dry Humpin'.....She's hotter than a pork roast
Dry Humpin'.....Can't lose your virginity
Dry Humpin'.....Come dry hump with me

Dry Humpin'.....Still I got a hard-on
Dry Humpin'.....Don't make no mess
Dry Humpin'.....No need to get undressed
Dry Humpin'.....Sweeping the states
Dry Humpin'.....Do it on the first date
Dry Humpin'.....No naughty parts showin'
Dry Humpin'.....I got the dry hump goin'