DON'T HATE MY PANTS
I got my foot in my mouth
I got an old cigarette
No one to call home to
Mom punched me in the face

Don't hate me
Don't hate my pants
Hate me
But don't hate my pants

Go to store
To get me some mashed potatoes
Ran around the block
Only to step in a puddle

Chorus

Down at the seaside
I met a homeless guy
I am not high
I'm going to see Buddy Guy

Chorus

Buddy Guy
He's a hell of a guy
He's a wise guy
He's a wild guy

Chorus