Smitty is a bat
He has a cat
Where is he at?
Not in my hat
He is not fat
His brother is Matt
Matt is a brat
He ain't no bat
He does have a cat
It is his doormat
Look at that gnat
It just went splat
Oh drat!

Driving my car
And my car is alive

.....Smitty is a bat
(repeat)